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Credit Crunch Credit Crunch

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I'm being taken into care...

.. because my parents turned to alcohol after losing their jobs and become very unruly one night and smacked me around the house; knocking out all but one tooth.



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The Duders: Episode 1! The Duders: Episode 1!

Rated 4 / 5 stars

I think...

I just wet my pants. It was sexy that's for sure, or maybe it's cos the characters noses looked like penises? Wow.

TheCriminalDuder responds:

lol penises.

:: Hot Enough For Ya? :: :: Hot Enough For Ya? ::

Rated 4 / 5 stars


Short, but funny, and I know exactly what you mean... the sarcastic fuckers...

Was that the Kraken in the swimming pool!?

Recent Game Reviews

Ultimate Arnie Soundboard Ultimate Arnie Soundboard

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I'm a cop, you idiot!

Without doubt, *the* best soundboard I've heard yet. I'm definatley using this bad boy!


Jak 3: Gold Edition Jak 3: Gold Edition

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Jak is back

Really cool game, very nicely done. You fit a hell of a lot in, but the graphics do suffer because of it...

One problem, when you;re in that cave, fighting the blue boss guy, and you gotta shoot down that spike, well, you don't have chance too, as the spike needs god knows how many shots, and Jak dies when he gets hit TWICE! i couldn't go no further :(

The-Mercenary responds:

you need to shoot it 5 times
you need to jump right before the bomb hits the ground or you're gonna land on top of it and go nowhere. Download the offline verson for a full strategy guide.

Willy Wonka -Shoot em up Willy Wonka -Shoot em up

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


The only problem I had was that pop- ups kept appearing (Not any fault of your own) BUT I WOULDA GOT MORE DAMMIT! GRR! My score was 14800 I don't know if that's good or not, but meh!

Anyway, a very cool game, it would benefit from a weapon like hmm let’s say- a machine gun! The shotgun was kind of annoying, as it had to reload after every shot.

Not a bad game at all though sir. Not bad at all…